You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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