I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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