I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Drake has all the answers
Randomize
