Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
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My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
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He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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