i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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