thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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