Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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