Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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