you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
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DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
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If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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