I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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