we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
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My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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