Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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