saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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