FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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