My brain says no but my pants say off.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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