I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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