HIV tests are more positive than that guy
yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I think pants incapable of making pants work
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