Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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