you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Randomize
