Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
i drank out of a bidet.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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