listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
