I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
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going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
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This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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