Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I cut my penus on the lid.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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