you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
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I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
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I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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