Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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