i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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