How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i just had sex bonerless
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
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Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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