last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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