Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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