xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
either way he was missing a nipple.
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I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
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I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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