I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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