i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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