Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
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No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
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I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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