I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
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Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
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Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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