SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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