I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
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My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
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We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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