After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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