She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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