She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
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Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
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some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.