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• (630): View more from Illinois

  If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.

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  i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life

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  (Underoos optional)

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid

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