That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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