Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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