I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
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Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
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Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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