Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
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Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
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I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
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