I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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