i think my tv is drunk
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
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You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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