Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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