On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
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imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
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It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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