He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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