saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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