we have officially mastered the walk of shame
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Dear god my vagina.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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