Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
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I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
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fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I have aggressive nipples.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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