Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
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It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
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There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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