You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
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What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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