Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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