the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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