Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
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I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
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Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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